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Those who have been reading my blog for a little while may have remembered this post where my friend some guy I know, named Greg, blessed me with this gorgeous hanging basket. It contained three of my most hated plants.
As expected, being the gardener that I am, I set about to nurture these plants regardless of my own prejudices. I hung them for all to see on the refuse pile that was growing in my front yard and loving cared for them. I would steal myself away from the plants that I love just to whisper sweet nothings to them - sweet nothings like "You'll never make it this garden, pal!" or "When you become a REAL plant, I'll start paying you some REAL attention."
But, no matter how hard I tried, these poor unfortunate specimens of the instant-garden-makeover world took their last breath just before Christmas. Even now I can't resolve whether it was the RoundUp® or the lack of water that finally got them. It's been a painful time for the whole family.

I started to feel really bad about myself, knowing that my friend this guy had gone to such great lengths to impress me with his gardening prowess. So it seemed only right, as a gardener and as TRUE friend, to bless him with something that he could enjoy in his garden.
I considered;
But, I'm a nice guy. So instead of fuelling any ill-feelings between us I thought I would act like the UN and be a peacemaker in this situation.
So, I decided this could be a teaching moment for Greg and I could introduce him to what a REAL plant looks like.

Here is Calibrachoa 'sunbelki' (Million Bells® Golden Chimes) which is going to produce an awesome display within the next few weeks and continue to bloom for 3 of the four months each year.
This is a real plant Greg, not those gimmicky wannabes. I'll give it him later today, probably after he's read this post...LOL
Comments
Hi Stuart, I remember that first post and am so sorry for those plant deaths, helped along or not. You have chosen a REAL plant for sure with that calibrachoa. I love all the different colors they have and they are very drought tolerant, something that is important here in TN the last couple of years. Hope he appreciates your efforts.
Frances
Posted by: Frances | January 26, 2009 8:37 AM
lol, poor Greg! Well at least you are being the bigger person and giving him a perfectly lovely plant in return. :) The other options really cracked me up though, I would of loved to seen a hot pink lawn, lol
Posted by: Racquel | January 26, 2009 11:08 AM
Well you could always pass them along to someone who does like them, lol.
Posted by: Joe | January 27, 2009 4:58 AM
Stuart, the thought of your friend/that guy's lawn turning hot pink reduced me to giggles, waking the catchildren and causing my husband upstairs to change the key he's snoring in. I had to also go back and look at the plants you dislike, which prompted me to collect up a few that are NIMG specimens. Thanks for prompting a new subject for me to write about!
Posted by: jodi | January 27, 2009 12:00 PM
I like the idea of painting his lawn hot pink, but as an alternative you could do like they do around here. Come late at night and leave a flock of pink flamingos in his yard. The million bells are a plant so highly recommended for pots I can see I'll be getting one this season.
Posted by: tina | January 29, 2009 12:36 AM
That was ABSOLUTELY LOVELY. What do you do, though, when it's a mother in law giving you flowers, and you want to foster a good relationship?
Posted by: Benjamin | February 2, 2009 5:37 AM
Mmmm...now there's a predicament. You could *feign" your approval and hope that it doesn't encourage her or just hint like mad the plants that you really do love!
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February 3, 2009 5:09 AM