- The more it gets working, the more it begins to smell
- Long periods of sitting around doing nothing are parenthesized by short bursts of activity
- It devours seemingly non-edible foodstuffs with inanimate ease
- Just when you think it looks HOT it lets off gas
- It needs to be turned and prodded to get it working
- It’s preferred habitat is outdoors and within close proximity to the shed
- Worms and bugs crawling all over it doesn’t seem to bother it – in fact, it seems to attract them
- No matter how much you water it, it still stinks!
- If you spread it too thin it has very little benefit
- However, it does keep getting better with age
For those who were looking for something a little more related to compost (ie. serious stuff!) then you could check out some of my past posts on how to compost, a review of the humble compost tumbler or how to make compost bins.
This was just a little fun. Hope you got a giggle from it…
This was just too cute, Stuart. And how true!