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Baby Calf grows inside Award-Winning Giant Pumpkin

calf-pumpkin.jpg Texan cattle farmer, Teg Whisson, got more than he bargained for after winning a recent produce competition in Fort Worth. His 1485lb history making giant pumpkin began to grow legs - quite literally - as they unloaded the prize on his ranch return. Two hours later, Whisson was delivering a calf. Not as one would expect from its labouring mother but actually from within Whisson's prize pumpkin.

While on the surface this story may seem incredibly far-fetched, one only has to understand Whisson's experimental tendencies in Artificial Insemination (AI) to realise the situation isn't far removed from normality.

"After we finished dosing up the heifers we still had some sperm left over. Jed [Whisson's 2IC], who was probably more inebriated than I after a few celebratory drinks challenged me to inseminate my pumpkin patch. We did it as a joke and never really thought anything would come of it," said Whisson.

Pumpkins and cattle have occupied Whissons time for the past 23 years. His countless awards for his Hereford bull and breeding stock have made Teg a sought after 'guru' in AI procedures and new technologies. Combined with his pastime of growing giant pumpkins he has became infamous within the Texan Country Fairs association.

But nobody ever expected that the two could mix.

The concoction that was syringed into the fledgling pumpkin was a mix of bull sperm and fertile eggs, the same that Whisson impregnates in all his heifers. It's a new technology that Whisson had been trialling to increase fertility rates in his breeding stock with amazing success.

So, how does a calf grow inside a pumpkin? Well, it seemed all the conditions were perfect for this little bovine to mature. The pumpkin seemingly nurtured the calf with enough inner warmth due to its incredible bulk and obviously supplied the foetus with enough nutrient.

"When the calf finally birthed, the pumpkin deflated like a punctured balloon. It was an extraordinary experience."

While the pumpkin was certainly a great incubator during gestation, it apparently wasn't enough to prepare the calf for life after birth. A few short hours later the young animal struggled to continue its breathing and died.

Whisson was asked whether he would try this experiment again. "No. It wasn't an experiment just some harmless fun that produced an incredible result. Pumpkins aren't made to rear baby calves and it's harder to produce a giant pumpkin than a few breeding heifers. We'll stick with nature's intentions."

Source: April 1st Media






Comments

Oh, my. I read the whole first paragraph before I realized that it's already April Fool's in Australia. Ha!

You've inspired me--now I want to put up a joke post for tomorrow.

Hey, Stuart, it's not even April Fool's Day here in the U.S. yet. ;-) But this is a tall tale as only a natural-born Texan would tell it. You sure you're an Aussie?

A very good poisson d'Avril, Stuart. It took me a few seconds to realize it was already tomorrow in Busselton. Very clever!

Exactly what I expected from you on the 1st. That's some clever photograph, too. Good one.

Even the gods love jokes. ~Plato

Good one!

(to be read with a Texan drawl). Well hell darlin you certainly know how to turn a girl on with those big pumpkins!!! If you ask me sugar, that WAS a whole load of bullshite in that dang photo.

What lengths some people go for April Fools like me that like a good laugh.

I love April Fools Day gags - thanks for the weirdness.

Wow. What a picture!

Wow. What a picture!

....O yes April Fool, thought it was some kind of mistake

Good one Stuart!

buahahaha! I red pretty much until I realised it's a joke. Actually I came to the word 'joke' in the post, when they talk about insemination.
It is a good one! Congrats :)

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