In most languages, apart from English, every object has a gender orientation. A table is ‘female’; a window is ‘male’. So, if inanimate things can be sexually qualified, why not plants?
If you’ve ever had problems identifying a plant’s gender then here is a list to help you get it right.

  • PANSIES – Originally female but has been recognised as male in the last 3 decades.
  • PETUNIAS – Also predominantly female but can become male on Saturday night after an all-day pedicure.
  • FOXGLOVES – Female.
  • NICOTIANA – Cuban male.
  • EGG & BACON PLANT – Both male and female varieties exist. The female variety has much wider stems the older it becomes while the male version is quite leggy with a robust round form.
  • RUDBECKIA – Female. An abrasive plant that draws attention to itself by smothering others.
  • LOBELIA – Male. A phlegmatic plant that suffers from drinking too much and enjoys lying anyway other than their own bed.
  • POLYANTHUS – Metrosexual.
  • PRIMROSE – Not to be grown near Rudbeckia this female plant can suffer greatly at Rudbeckia’s expense.
  • POACHED EGG PLANT – Female. After seeing the effect of the Egg & Bacon Plant, the Poached Egg Plant is far less hungry – well, it eats far less anyway.
  • BUSY LIZZIE – Female. Companion plant to Rudbeckia.
  • FUSCHIA – Definitely male. A procrastinating plant it will postpone anything that it can. Never consider this plant’s history or current phase. It is “what’s coming up” that appears to be important.
  • SALVIA – Male. Every female plant wishes for one of these to come into their life as the proverbial “Knight in Shining Armour”
  • IMPATIENS – Definitely female.
  • CONEFLOWER – Young male.
  • STATICE – This male plant won’t settle for mediocrity aiming to stand higher than any tall poppies.
  • COCKSCOMB – Urbansexual.
  • SNAPDRAGON – Recognised in the feminine form ever since this plant was discovered.